jephjacques Women are weak-willed and probably being mind-controlled anyway #GIJoeMovieMessages
BigBoyler my eyes are sweating MY EYES ARE SWEATING
Rich_Fulcher My Fortune Twitty today: You will marry Zac Ephron and develop a rare form of penis cancer.
serafinowicz Just watched two helicopters having mid-air sex.
noelfielding11 I am the sure the white cat staring at me through the window is someone I once new who is no longer living. I just get that feeling.
serafinowicz Heather Mills was going to remarry, but now she's getting cold foot.
Rich_Fulcher Barnes and Noble and Hitler #unpopularstores
Rich_Fulcher Hey don't forget, today is National "National Day" Day
jimmycarr David Walliams has two birthdays. His real birthday which is today and his official birthday - as do all queens. ;)
rustyrockets For Americans - to nick means to steal. Tap means faucet and fanny means vagina. Be careful out thereLabels: top 10 favourite tweets of the week |
