Rich_Fulcher are you still eligible for the mile high club if you masturbate on an airplane?
Me about GI JOE Or mindless piece of crap? Hollywood has decided it's okay to steal and gang bang my childhood. Rape of innocence is never good.
nickjfrost it's nice when the ant bakers open the vents in the midden, the smell is amazing. Fresh Ant bread, with a slice of aphid bacon. mmmmmmmm
serafinowicz Although they sound beautiful, pianos secretly hate music.
BigBoyler Two wasps facts 1. They're the only insects that pollinate maple trees 2. They're the only insects that celebrate birthdays
noelfielding11 I saw a group of unicorns all watching the Wire yesterday. They were so in to it.
JoeEngelhardt accidentally typed in "titter.com" this morning. Results were less pornographic than one might expect.
serafinowicz The latest dolphin fashions are for human-style wigs, moustaches etc.
MaxwellEves How great would it be if female humans were attracted to me the same way female mosquitoes are?
fayewhitaker butt status: sweatyLabels: top 10 favourite tweets of the week |
