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You could be waiting for a day that won't come
| Sunday, August 02, 2009 |
| Language |
I really love language. The way words sound, specifically. I like how certain words are better when pertaining to certain moods or situations. Like in a sexual context. Think of the words you use during sex. Fuck. That "F" makes you bite your lip to say it. *F*uck. And that's just plain hot to watch someone bite their lip like that. *F*uck. And the "U" gives this "uh" to it. Like a moan. You don't say "uh" like that unless you are enjoying yourself. You can't fake the "uh" in f*U*ck. But my favourite part is the end. That "CK" sound. Fu*CK*. *CK* *CK* *CK*. It's hard. It's rough. It's sexy. Making love is sweet, but you know what you're in for when you fuck.
In reality, we sort of have a limited vocabulary when it comes to sex. So we really have to pick and choose what we say carefully. One wrong word can tend to change the situation, in an unpleasant sort of way. One time, I was fooling around with a guy and he wants to dirty talk a little. Which I'm totally into and it's getting pretty hot and at one point he stops, looks straight into my eyes and says "suck my wang". What? Your what? That's a party foul for me. The wrong word takes everything to a halt for me. Now tell me: how the hell do you expect me to want to pleasure something that sounds like a wet noodle? Using the word wang makes me think you are 12 years old, and in that case, I'm going to jail for the things I've been doing to you.
The word he should have used there was cock. I would've even settled for dick. But cock... it's such a hard word. A big hard word. A cock is something I'd want to fuck, not a wang. How would you even propose to fuck a wang? Stuff it in? Maybe you fold it up like a letter?
Despite the word wang, I think there's more luck when describing male genitalia as oppose to female. You've got dick, and cock, but what do we have? Pussy? that is an awful word. It's the sexual equivalent to penis. Sounds like you're whispering, like downstairs is a place we can't talk about. It's off limits. What else? And don't you dare say "vagina" as that is probably one of the worst words in the english language. Do you know what a vagina is? The sheath of a sword. That's not sexy. It's a storage unit for a sword. That's like: "No, you can't have sex with it, but feel free to store your dick there for later use." Vagina sounds so clinical. But actually it's not the original clinical term. The actual term and probably my favourite word of all time is: Cunt. Now that's a word on the same level as cock. That's a word you would use when you fuck. A girl with a cunt is ready for some hard dirty action.
Is it too early for me to write this? Maybe. I guess i should let the late sunday sleepers get coffee before I say things like this.Labels: sex, words |
posted by Fucking Bingo @ 11:43 AM  |
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Amen Sister!