Lots of Rich Fulcher today. I'll stop reposting him when he stops being awesome. Which will be never for your information.
JeffBryanDavis If whales could see an episode of Whale Wars, they'd kill themselves.
Me Hey, shower, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always giving me the cold shoulder?
serafinowicz Ants are the only creatures other than humans to use condoms.
Jimmylazers Off to see the moon, the film, not the milky white bitch!
Rich_Fulcher Don't forget, today is 'National Hit a Bird in the Mouth Day'.
serafinowicz I'm glad I'm not a cannibal. I'd be hungry all the time.
Rich_Fulcher Today is National "Take A Wizard To Lunch" Day.
Rich_Fulcher I love East Bound & Down more than my own vagina.
rustyrockets I love NY and it's inhabitants. I could wander the street licking people's faeces just to convey my affection. Sorry, I meant faces. Either.
rustyrockets Other 3 words after sex include "tell your friends" "take that society" and "swim, little me's"
ALSO: heading to Ottawa today... of course my aunt is late as per the usual. Back, tuesday? I think? Question mark?Labels: top 10 favourite tweets of the week |
