subwaypoetry Hearing Patrick Stewart say "horny" just made my day.
boburnham Everyone has heart attacks and dies in the first ten minutes #finaldestination5
serafinowicz I wish the postman would stop delivering my voicemail. His accent is awful.
rustyrockets Often a gentleman likes to enjoy a plum to take his mind of the stress of mediocre fellatio. One must get five a day... x
MKupperman I think a great ending for this decade would be if the twin towers were in the shower, and it had all been a dream.
nickjfrost She's the physical embodiment of all that's wrong with our society. The worse it gets, the bigger she'll become. Like chav-hulk
mrseancullen Another flight. I'm excited. I am dressed as little tiny amoeba. I hope they search my vacuoles!
mrseancullen Mars willl be very close to earth tonight. I plan on leaping towards it screaming "Up yours, Mars!" Join me!
radiomaru I live in a tiny oasis of insufferably smug hippies & liberals in a giant desert of ignorant white people #foxnews
mrseancullen I was driving down the 405 freeway this morning and I hit a Unicorn! It's nice to know there's still magic in the world. Or there was.Labels: top 10 favourite tweets of the week |
