You could be waiting for a day that won't come
| Saturday, August 26, 2006 |
| LAST SHIFT |
Last day of work! So excited to get back to Toronto! Can't stop using exclaimation marks! Can't make proper sentences either!
I thought this was hilarious. Then again, I love all the Cyanide and Happiness web comics. But I really like the ones that don't really have a point. So mostly Kris's.
side note: Blech! What is with me and expired food?
martini kisses
"And he can't understand how everyone goes on breathing when true love ends."Labels: comic |
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| Friday, August 25, 2006 |
| Hooray For Me! |
Last night shift! YAY!
It's not much to blog about but the thought that I have one more shift (other than this one) left makes me have incredibly warm thoughts.
My stomach has been turning all night. It's completely my fault but it sucks. I don't know what it's like to have food poisoning but my stomach feels sick and I feel hot all over. I'm going to keep going through this shift, this is so not the time to be sick. Luckily there's a massive container of antacids here. They seems to help for about an hour. Just the stomach though, not the heat. I wish I could go to sleep now. I'm so tired. I hope that the heat is just leftover from the painful headache I had before I went to work.
I've been watching The Gift tonight. I really like it, a lot more than I thought I would too. I usually can only see Greg Kinnear as a comedic actor, but I really like him in this movie. And I always enjoy a movie where Keanu Reeves plays a bad guy. Well, sort of bad guy.
martini kisses
"Playing kids games underneath the lamp shade. I can kick and scream but the bed sheets are still calling your name." |
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| Tuesday, August 22, 2006 |
| Hakuna Matata bitches! |
Oh, Sacha Baron Cohen, how I admire you. You may have the worst french accent in the world but it was hilarious.
I went to see Talladega Nights with my dad tonight (sorry Brynn). I throughly enjoyed it. What I didn't enjoy was that people didn't laugh at the funniest parts! My dad laughed when I laughed, (partly because it was funny, partly because he didn't get it but assumed it was funny) but everyone else laughed at only the most obvious funny parts. Don't get me wrong, they were funny too, but I was just disappointed in Arnprior residents. I shouldn't be though; the people of Arnprior have been disappointing me since I first moved here.
I am now packing/anxiously waiting to hear the fate of my room.
martini kisses
"Come here and make it a soft one, babydoll." |
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| Monday, August 21, 2006 |
| D-102??? |
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
This helps a bit.  Labels: comic |
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| Sunday, August 20, 2006 |
| What is that delightful fragrance? Oh, it's you, how wonderful! Here, take these material tokens of my love. |
I've bought so many fantastical things this week. Let make a list because I have nothing better to post about.
♥ 8 movies (Kinsey, Sideways, Brokeback Mountain, A Mighty Wind,The Ice Harvest, Runaway Jury, Welcome To Collinwood, Rent)
♥ 4 pairs of jeans (that fit and are 2 sizes smaller than when I bought jeans last year!)
♥ 6 bras (wha? did I go up a cup size, that doesn't make any sense)
♥ 5 pairs of socks (comfy socks at that)
♥ 2 CD's (Get Behind Me Satan - The White Stripes, Curious George Soundtrack - Jack Johnson)
♥ a pair of shoes (no longer will my tiny brain and hands have to wrestle with laces, for I am now the owner of shoes with velcro!)
♥ a hat (sort of cabbie like, but mostly to match my Peacoat)
♥ 2 frying pans (not everything I bought is meant to make me look cooler)
♥ a muffin tin ('nuff said)
♥ and LOADS of food for school (for when I have no money to buy groceries)
That's all I can remember right now. I'm sorry that I'm not more interesting and I didn't write a pants-peeing-hilarious post.
Sidenote: I was going to write about how Glendon Housing is bending students over the proverbial table and fucking them over, but Anthony already discussed that. I will say this: I've heard word that because my forms weren't in they let the girl who is in my room this summer have it for the year too. If this is the case I will freak out and have no room. Great.
martini kisses
"I don't need you to need me tonight. I'll hold you close and I won't come back again." |
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| Thursday, August 17, 2006 |
| Spiders |
What is the reason why I hate walking across the bridge?
CORRECT! You win... At life!
Luckily, I didn't have to do that tonight because my shoe broke as I was walking to work and my brother had to drive me from where I was to work and bring me new shoes.
Apparently the washing machine doesn't realise it's place in the cleaning clothes system and fail to do it's duty, so I am not wearing my uniform shirt. Oh well, my boss won't be in in the morning so no problem there.
It seems this keyboard doesn't know it's place in the typing system. I will have to have some words with it and the washing machine.
I got my hair cut today. I don't know why I bother telling my hairdresser what I want because he never does it. I think next time I'm going to go in and ask him to shave my head and see what he comes up with.
Two people I held dear made it known I was unwanted. I'm through with the past. I'm not putting effort into past friendships any longer. If they want to be friends then they will do the work, because I've had it with this bullshit.
The pizza guy remembered that I'm a vegetarian and gave me free pizza sans-meat. Free things are nice.
I'm thinking of changing the look of my blog again. I guess all of the "secret" things won't be so secret when the colour changes. Meh.
10 more days. 6 more shifts.
martini kisses
EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot, I made a purse today out of two t-shirts that I've never worn. it's not fabulous but it taught me a lot.
"But the way you treat her, it fills me with rage and I wanna tear apart the place." |
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| Tuesday, August 15, 2006 |
| Boredom is a great way to sober upp |
well, not completely sober.
i miss candi and dani a lot. i wish i would have spent more time with them this summer. sorry to eveyone that was text messaged tonight, candi took over my contacts list. but no apology for anthony because that was just funny, 3 phones all saying the same thiing. well funny when your in the park on swings after a fewew drinks. my throat is killing me from yelling joe quotes from family guy WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! one of my frends peeed all over her leg. good times with bullseye. wow, this is fairly incoherent, mostly cuz im tired. we made yummy spring rolls and sweet potatoe fries for dinner. pre alcohol so we would nt burn down the whole apartment complex. i was just a litle disappointed with the end of the night becuz my friends spent the last hour and a half that i was there on the internet talking with their guys. so my mind has sobered up a llot due to the fact that i had nothing to do but sober up.
the stupid eye doctor (fuck trying to speel the word for him tonight\) cancelled my appouintment when i arrived. i dragged myself from bed and drove all the way to ottwaw just to have them say sorry we are changing the appoint ent to tomorrow. ya know what that is? BALLS thats what it is.
fuck, im so sick of being bored and lonely, i want to be at glendon now. fuck.
no matter what the country songs say alcohol and lonliness dont mix. i thoink i just fell asleep with my eyes open. i shiould go to bed .
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fuck the music quote tonight i'm just not in the mind set foranything. not even jared, or spill canvas, or white stripes..Labels: drunktalk |
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| Friday, August 11, 2006 |
| Well, that's... interesting? |
So I've just figured out (I'm sure I'm the last to know) that there are several people reading my blog that I don't know about. Not so much don't know about as did not expect. I've been talking to people (holy crap! human life!), and they have made some offhand comments on things I've never cared to tell them about. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing. I'm leaning more towards bad thing.
| Your Pirate Name Is... | 
Cannibal Firecrotch |
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"All hail the heartbreaker." |
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| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 |
| Oh My! |
Dear Nouvelle Vague,
You are magical. Your version on Bela Lugosi's Dead is 10 times more haunting than the original, and I think your version of Too Drunk To Fuck is actually better than the original. Please make sure your concert is equally as entertaining. Don't let me down.
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"The movie in my mind, the dream I left behind...." |
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| Monday, August 07, 2006 |
| Those are some pants you will NEVER get into. |
Here's a sure-fire way to get the girl you like to hate you: insult her best friend. Oh, and not to the friend's face, behind her back to the girl you like.
Some men suffer from severe mental retardation. These men should be taken out back and shot, to put the world out of its misery. These men just cannot grasp the fact that women don't want large, macho sacks of jerk; they want guys who are real people. Who cares what you look like, if you are intelligent, funny, but know that you don't always have to be the center of a situation, you will be spared to re-populate the earth. There is absolutely no way you will ever be loved if your mind is closed up to what the girl is really looking for.
Now, see here, you vile piece of crap. Your words are not as vicious as you thought they were. I am not one to judge, but run-on sentences with an endless chain of un-creative swear words does not count as an intelligent retaliation. If you feel so strongly about it, than just send the letter. It seems that you are tough enough to fight someone, but not lick a stamp or press send? I'm not saying this too your face, so it does seem rather hypocritical, but I have never claimed that I was fighting with you. This was brought about by your own stupidity. You should know that I am a terrific actress to have sat through you awful stories and horrible suggestions with such a beautiful smile and believable chuckle. You sicken me. When I get home from work I'm washing the sheets from the bed you slept in and I'm bleaching everything you touched. Even that rotten lingering cologne will be washed away by the amount of cleaner I use. I want no evidence that you ever existed here.
Oh, and one last thing: don't you dare ever trying to talk to me again. I let you into my home, fed you, gave you a place to sleep, put up with you, and you thanked me by trying to turn someone who hates you against someone who she loves. You're a total dick.
Edit - And before I forget: don't ever go near/talk to my family again, or I will recite feminist poetry to you.
martini kisses for the person you will never have.
"You make me sick."Labels: dick head, fuck ya'll |
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| Friday, August 04, 2006 |
| LOVE MUFFIN! |
This post is dedicated to Brynn because she love me *cough*unlike Anthony*cough*. She's coming to visit me in the Prior tomorrow *cough*unlike Anthony*cough*. I will get to do her *cough*unlike Anthony*cough*, and we will have a jolly good time *cough*unlike Anthony*cough*.
martini kisses *cough*unlike Anthony*cough*.
"This poison's like your own." |
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| Thursday, August 03, 2006 |
| I take the "the" out of psychotherapist. |
I think today is ramble day. I've heard so many people go on and on about something completely random. Lesbianism, puppies, LA, football, stabbing someone for cigarettes. The list goes on. I think the weather is bringing it out in people.
Speaking of weather, my house felt like a rainforest today. It's was interesting.
Rescue Me shoud be banned from my work TV. I don't know why but there are some episodes that justhit me really hard. I'm not the type of person who cries while watching movies or TV shows, in fact I think I can count on one hand the movies that I cried at while watching, but Rescue Me get me all choke up. Quite literally too. The guests would think I was crazy if they saw me bawling at work.
BRYNN IS COMING SOON!
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"Tonight I'll sit and pick apart your pictures and over analyze your words." |
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| Tuesday, August 01, 2006 |
| Corey Feldman is a vampire? I thought that was Corey Haim. |
I feel really good today. I don't know why. Despite all the yelling and the "Ya know what, I'll be so happy when you're gone."
I walked to work today (it only took me half an hour), and I went swimming (so refreshing on a ridiculously hot day), and I started packing (packing is such sweet sorrow).
Packing makes me want to leave even more. August can end any day now.
My thoughts seems to be moving from subject to subject in short bursts, I apologize.
Why, oh why did Big Wolf on Campus never come out on DVD? I love that show. So cute, so campy, so funny. I need to find The City Drive's CD to compensate.
The walk here was actually really great. It was hot and sticky, but I was able to liste to some (dare I say) rad music. I'm putting The Tide in my list of top 10 favorite songs. I'm sure it's only knocked something shitty off the list.
I've been at work an hour now and haven't actually started working. My bad.
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"Love is just a joke, so forget everything that you have heard." |
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