smashworks: pretty sure that's the first time I've caused someone to throw their phone down the stairs by slapping their ass.. lol
serafinowicz:I used to be a werewolf, but now I'm a weren'twolf
noelfielding11: my hair has been xrayed and is spending the weekend relaxing in france with some friends (The Sideburns)
ChrisLacelle: We can split the atom but we cant un-cook an over done steak: The great scholar, Max Eves
darkabella: @Me it's like we're connected spiritually... and vagina to vagina. know what i'm saying? we're bosom buddies.
darkabella: gah, i can't deny the truth any longer, just added the "twilight" series to my fave books on my facebook info. BUT THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES.
rustyrockets: If I force my cat to have sex with another cat am I an accomplice to rape? If so where does this leave dog-breeders?
rustyrockets: Ah sunday! There's nothing quite like it is there?Wednesday?You're insane.Tuesday? Tuesday is a pointless day and ought be banned.
rustyrockets: Just spilled some chocolate raisins in my cat litter tray. I'm still eating them- they're delicious. One tasted of tuna and cat-angst.
rustyrockets: I got my cat a passport- he got arrested for carrying cat-nip, which is cute. And a gun which is less so.Labels: top 10 favourite tweets of the week |
