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You could be waiting for a day that won't come
| Monday, August 07, 2006 |
| Those are some pants you will NEVER get into. |
Here's a sure-fire way to get the girl you like to hate you: insult her best friend. Oh, and not to the friend's face, behind her back to the girl you like.
Some men suffer from severe mental retardation. These men should be taken out back and shot, to put the world out of its misery. These men just cannot grasp the fact that women don't want large, macho sacks of jerk; they want guys who are real people. Who cares what you look like, if you are intelligent, funny, but know that you don't always have to be the center of a situation, you will be spared to re-populate the earth. There is absolutely no way you will ever be loved if your mind is closed up to what the girl is really looking for.
Now, see here, you vile piece of crap. Your words are not as vicious as you thought they were. I am not one to judge, but run-on sentences with an endless chain of un-creative swear words does not count as an intelligent retaliation. If you feel so strongly about it, than just send the letter. It seems that you are tough enough to fight someone, but not lick a stamp or press send? I'm not saying this too your face, so it does seem rather hypocritical, but I have never claimed that I was fighting with you. This was brought about by your own stupidity. You should know that I am a terrific actress to have sat through you awful stories and horrible suggestions with such a beautiful smile and believable chuckle. You sicken me. When I get home from work I'm washing the sheets from the bed you slept in and I'm bleaching everything you touched. Even that rotten lingering cologne will be washed away by the amount of cleaner I use. I want no evidence that you ever existed here.
Oh, and one last thing: don't you dare ever trying to talk to me again. I let you into my home, fed you, gave you a place to sleep, put up with you, and you thanked me by trying to turn someone who hates you against someone who she loves. You're a total dick.
Edit - And before I forget: don't ever go near/talk to my family again, or I will recite feminist poetry to you.
martini kisses for the person you will never have.
"You make me sick."Labels: dick head, fuck ya'll |
posted by Fucking Bingo @ 7:39 PM  |
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LOL! Your edit made me laugh so hard! Tell Jay not to listen to a word he said. I hope my internet boyfriend will have enough common sense NOT to listen to the 'ball of machoism'. Listen,internet boyfriend, if girls liked that sort of thing, don't you think he would have a g/f by now?
Nadia, I am so sorry. I will not let myself get pressured into that again. I panic-ed. I had an awsome time with you. Love you lots.
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Seriously, I want that slogan made into a shirt.
" I am the BEST sex you will never have" -copywrited for Brynn.
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you didn't do anything my dear, unless you are a large greek brute.
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I'm a large brute at your disposal, i can teach use of force and have the ability to inflict grievous harm if need be.
my hands are your hands should you need them
Greg
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he would enjoy fighting far too much, hence the feminist poetry.
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Nadia, I miss you.
When I see you again you will either get:
a) a kiss
b) vigorous humping
or
c) pregnant
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That's more of an A leads to B leads to C kind of thing.
Make sure you use protection.
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Protection? Isn't crossing your fingers and hoping for the best good enough?
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don\t worry brynn, chris can be our condom!
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I meant, like, protective eye gear.
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Oh that makes sense! Don't want to burn those retinas with sexy images.
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Where did you find it? Interesting read »
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LOL! Your edit made me laugh so hard! Tell Jay not to listen to a word he said. I hope my internet boyfriend will have enough common sense NOT to listen to the 'ball of machoism'. Listen,internet boyfriend, if girls liked that sort of thing, don't you think he would have a g/f by now?
Nadia, I am so sorry. I will not let myself get pressured into that again. I panic-ed. I had an awsome time with you. Love you lots.