257 Weeks

You could be waiting for a day that won't come
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
I'm confuzzled
Why is it that the only atractive guys who come in to my work speak limited to no English? Boo to that reality. I'd rather live in the one where Keith and I both end work at the same time. But that won't happen. I don't even get a real chance to catch up with him, and the only times I do I either a) do something moronic, b) look moronic, or c) have already agreed to help someone else. We got a short conversation in tonight about the time he got his wisdom teeth out. I remembered it because 2 days after we had a semi formal and he was dating my best friend. I really don't know what happened between them but I do know that she can't even stand the sight of him anymore. I wonder what she'll say when I tell her where he's working. I've failed to do that, and he's been here at least a month. Aren't I a good friend?

Dad and the rock lobster aka my mother went out for their anniversary dinner tonight. She is so red/ dark right now, it's ridiculous. My father and I spent all of yesterday morning making up names to call her. Leatherface, rock lobster, attack of the killer tomato, mom crispies, burnt mommellow. None will ever replace mommie dearest, but they are amusing for now.

martini kisses

"follow the leader she said. follow the leader, it's you."
posted by Fucking Bingo @ 11:46 PM  
7 Comments:
  • At 12:11 AM, Blogger Joe said…

    Was the tan deliberate, or did she like, fall asleep under some heat lamps or something?

     
  • At 1:04 AM, Blogger Fella said…

    Weird. You'd think that if they only spoke limited English, you and they would get along famously.

     
  • At 1:24 AM, Blogger Fucking Bingo said…

    speak, not write. I can spell well when I speak. wait....

     
  • At 12:54 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    You can't date your friends' exes. It's a violation of The Rules.

     
  • At 2:48 PM, Blogger Fucking Bingo said…

    fuck that noise. if i ever get the chance to date him i will. he's beautiful, i can't give that up.

     
  • At 8:52 PM, Blogger Fucking Bingo said…

    i'd break it off if it bothered her. What am I saying, I'm not even dating the guy! Jeeze.

     
  • At 9:51 PM, Blogger Kick'N Boxes said…

    Who cares about the english speaking ness. Did you see the Italian team in the FIFA soccer thing.

    hot

     
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